1. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. 5 stars 2. All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand. 2 stars 3. I had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. 3 stars 4. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 5 stars 5. Most lies about blondes are false. 1 star 6. I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. - former U.S Vice President 1 star 7. (bumper sticker) I break for... oh shoot, no brakes! 3 stars 8. (funny real law) It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. 5 stars 9. (funny real law) In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than his thumb in diameter. 5 stars 10. It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Holleywood Boulevard. 2 stars 11. In Blythe, you are not allowed to wear cowboy boots unless you own 2 or more cows. 2 stars 12. In California, it is illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub. 1 star 13. In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00 p.m. on Thursdays. 4 stars 14. (Labelled warnings) Windex: Do not spray in eyes 4 stars 15. Hair coloring: Do not use as ice cream topping 4 stars 16. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause drowsiness. 5 stars
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Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:16 pm by jessxc
Subject: How many stars do you give 
